http://www.normanwei.com/index.htmlHot News!ennorman@normanwei.comCopyright 2009 Norman Wei2009-12-13T14:29:47-05:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:40:09 -0500norman@normanwei.comHumor2009-12-13T14:29:47-05:00http://www.normanwei.com/page6/files/d0fc59ec966ee14f94e6770d77afbed1-2.html#unique-entry-id-2http://www.normanwei.com/page6/files/d0fc59ec966ee14f94e6770d77afbed1-2.html#unique-entry-id-2Have you ever come across some trainers who call themselves "coach"? You have the public speaking coach, the communications coach, the life coach and the voice coach. Why do they call themselves coach? Whenever I come across the word "coach", I think of Bobby Knight - the basketball coach who couldn't control his temper. I used to know a woman who calls herself a life coach. She coaches people on how to deal with life. She has been divorced at least 6 times and she lives in a trailer home. She barely has a pot to piss in. And she is going to teach people about personal relationships and how to handle money.

What a coach!]]>norman@normanwei.comPolitics2009-12-09T20:41:34-05:00http://www.normanwei.com/page6/files/9b482b7d1142788581f7046b8424ea23-1.html#unique-entry-id-1http://www.normanwei.com/page6/files/9b482b7d1142788581f7046b8424ea23-1.html#unique-entry-id-1How can you spot a hypocrite? It is pretty easy - actually. Just look for the following signs:

He rants and raves against “government run health care” and yet he is on Medicare - a government run health care program. He loves Medicare.

He screams about big government spending. He is the first in line for government handout when his fancy home is destroyed by hurricane or flood.

He is against government deficit spending. He supported the big Bush tax cuts for the rich in time of war. That caused a huge deficit.

He stands for high moral while cheating on his wife.

He is against any kind of government involvement. He gets his monthly pay checks from the government and he will be getting a government pension soon.

He rants and raves against gay people. He engages in gay sex in private.

Do you know any of these types? Can’t find them? Many of them are in Congress - and most of them are Republicans!]]>norman@normanwei.comHumor2009-12-09T20:37:30-05:00http://www.normanwei.com/page6/files/9d220b652c7eb05e16915a74194e5703-0.html#unique-entry-id-0http://www.normanwei.com/page6/files/9d220b652c7eb05e16915a74194e5703-0.html#unique-entry-id-0

Here is an inconsiderate fool who obviously paid way too much money for this gear box on wheels and now has to take up two parking spots in a crowded parking lot. What a fool!

I bet he beats his wife and kicks his dogs at home.
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